If it ain’t food, it’s usually a ball or a rope lol. She’s beautiful! I’m sure she will get more affectionate over time, but mals do like to pick a person and stick with them the majority of the time.
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Yeah my last puppy that I got from the people that raised him, I was 11 years old! 
I kind of think that there is a special bond when you do it that way.
He was a little Chihuahua Manchester cross. He was more of a uniform looking dog not with the stupid head of most Chihuahuas. They called this particular kind the deer type. He lived 13 years and never was fat a day in his life.
He wasn’t a hyper dog either, he was real chill… Most of the time. For a small dog, he was fast as hell! Now he did have one Chihuahua characteristic. It was almost his downfall several times! I think he thought he was a Mastiff!
His first really stupid thing was jumping out of my bicycle basket to go chase a coyote he saw in a pasture as we were trying to ride to the lake.
He surpassed that by a LONG shot! 
The family was camping at our little deer lease in our little travel trailer. Pop had left off in the truck to go do something and I was to finish setting up the camp. Mom was sitting in the camper reading.
I got everything outside finished up and went into the trailer to cool off, this was bird season not deer, it was hot as hell. So I opened the trailer door and there is Rusty asking to go outside to go pee or whatever. I let him outside and told him not to go far and hurry up. He usually minded me very very well. So I go in, grab a soda and sit down at the table. I think I was looking at a mad magazine, when I heard Rusty barking and yelping. I’m thinking oh geez, what did he find a rattlesnake?
He was going, " Bark Bark Bark…YIPE YIPE YIPE! Over and over in cycle. Then I heard something deep and loud that make made me jump up and run to the door!
I open the door and this little idiot is having a face off with a big bull. 
He had just finished a ‘YIPE YIPE YIPE!’, as I open the door.
BOTH of them saw me!Rusty saw me, then the bull saw me. Rusty saw that the bull was looking at me, so he attacked.
The little shithead must have been jacked up on adrenaline! I had never seen him move so goddamn quickly! He pivoted around and Ran under him and chomped down on the bull’s big hanging balls.
The bull billard loudly and started spinning around to try and catch, but all I saw was a big bull butt swing around with a Chihuahua holding on by his teeth.
I didn’t know what to do first. I was fighting busting out laughing because I would lose control of the situation… and I and I had a big angry bull to deal with.
RUSTY GET IN!
The little Fugger let go and flew about 10 to 15 feet away from back of the bull. Oh he most certainly drew blood! The little fucker zipped around cooking slash sleeping shed and then behind the trailer and jumped in the door, without the bull even knowing what the hell happened. As I yelled at Rusty, I picked up this nice baseball sized rock to be ready to whack the bull if he tried to charge me. I beaned his ass before he had a chance to charge! I in the head right between the eyes. I think I was probably pumped up on adrenaline too,'cause that damn rock ricocheted off his head and went about 60 feet up in the air! Luckily he had had enough!
Same little dog that heard my and reacted to it As I was coming home from work with my parents visiting me in California. Everybody said that he jumped up and ran to the door about 20 seconds before I opened it. The little shit hadn’t seen me in over two years.
I had to bury him within hour of me getting home on leave. The little stink was dying of cancer. I was due to be home on leave, when he became sick but it was gonna be a few days. Mom kept telling him that I’ll be home soon. And that’s just what he did. He had enough strength to wag his tail. And I guess that was good enough for him.
I only reason he hung in for as long as he did was what they kept telling him as they were going out to California on that visit. Mom and Dad came out with their truck and travel trailer taking their time in seeing a few sights as they came out to San Diego. They told him we’re going to see me. So every time they stopped he thought I was going to be there. Dad said he looked so damn sad when he realized I wasn’t there.
When Mom and Dad brought him to the apartment, they said he perked up before they got to the door it once in, He went all over that one bedroom apartment many times trying to find me with his nose to the ground.
That little shit was something else
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He sounds like a perfect friend, Rusty was a good boy!
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He was a loyal friend for sure!
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Hey ohhhhh
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I was about to go out to buy a half inch drive 15/16 impact socket. I know I have at least two, but I haven’t a clue where I hid them. And I don’t use regular sockets on impact! I don’t like flying shrapnel! i’ve had enough of that shit in my life!
BUT… yeah…naw! I just realize I’m just too damn ripped.
I just replied to a Youtube video with a semi modified lyrics of the Kansas song. The Kansas song is Dust in the Wind.
This guy was doing a budget paint job and he was getting ready to The ridiculously ugly front bumper of this Mustang.
He was doing it on a bumper stand… Outside with quite a breeze going. Maybe 20% is getting on the bumper and the rest is floating in the wind…dust in the wind. 
I close my eyes
Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Paint in the wind
All you’re doing is Painting in the wind!
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Way too stoned
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Good morfnoevight all you dog loving stoners. Dabbing the Lil’Stick and loving it 
Ms. MOG picked a big colander of chard this morning, it cooked down to nothing 
so my breakfast plate looks a bit empty. The chard was so tender and delishishly Fresh.
The coffee is good but not remarkable Rwanda/Columbia blend that needed 15 more seconds on the roast.
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Good morning friend! Looks like you have a great start to the day! Hope you and Mrs MOG are having a beautiful day. Thanks for making me hungry lol. Whenever you post food pics I have to wipe the drool from my chin haha. I really need to save a bit and grab your cookbook!
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Thank you.
Someone (I have my suspicions who) reported my book as a counterfeit and now I have to prove my books are not counterfeits what a PITA
So in the meantime you can always get one/more printed direct from Mixam.
https://mixam.com/print-on-demand/68e02b6facf277665850ab98
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Thats stupid and petty, that anybody would report your book as counterfeit. Do they not get the books from the printer/press? How could they possibly be counterfeit?
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Amazon Printing does not print books in my format 8.5"x11" landscape hard bound. so I have to get them printed outside of their system. This means that invoices for my printing do not have the ASIN (Amazon Standard Identification Number) Ooooohhh my! This does not compute!
It is unbelievably stupid.
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Used CMH for winter heat
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He sure is! 
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Did that just happen? I was looking at your reviews on Amazon and you’ve got a salty follower or two on there it looks like.
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