Live Stoner Chat May 2026

Home from work I take it?

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Yeah about 20 minutes. Just missed all the storms on the way home; this is day 3 of thunderstorms and tornados here now.

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Gorilla Tornado GIF

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He must go by my motto…

If you’re leaves ain’t smokin your light must be broken! :shrug: :funny:

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@Hobbes make sure u get a nifty video when the storm hits! :wink:

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Where did you find that footage of me? :eyes:

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Jim Cantore Florida GIF by GIPHY News

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The honesty and class that you handled the hermie thing may just have earned you another customer. :clap::clap: Do you have anything at the narcotic/sleepy end of the auto indica spectrum? :clap:

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Abso bloody lutely. Good for you for giving those kids a reality check. :clap:

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So I got the air cleaner on the lawn mower replaced. Filled it up with fuel and checked the tension on Mower Deck belt.

It’s hot so I head for the back where it’s shady. I get a good area mowed. So I go up to the front to catch the last bit of yard up there. So I hit an area of tall grass and then I hit something hard which stopped the more almost instantly.
Several weeks ago, late one night, Someone left the road and smack the tree On the road frontage at the corner of my property. The guy missed the two Giant pine trees and hit stupid Cottonwood in the middle. It didn’t move either.
They didn’t clean the crash site at worth a damn! The morning actor happens I picked up a bunch of crap in the median.

Although I heard it happened early in the morning, I didn’t recognize what it was from I reasonably sound sleep. I didn’t see the condition of the Chevrolet truck, but with the sizable mark it made on that big tree, He must have been going pretty fast.

Evidently he was going fast enough to break a wheel. I hit about a fifth of a Chevrolet truck wheel with my lawn mower. :man_facepalming:

I just get everything good going on that mower with brand new belt and brand new blades.

I didn’t even look at the blades. I just drove the mower to the overhang of my shop and left it. I know at least one of got a good whack in it just by the huge slice of wheel was hanging by a bit. :man_facepalming: I just hope it didn’t screw up one of the spindles. :money_mouth_face:

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Oh No Monday GIF by FIA World Rally Championship

@WildBill lawnmower driving similar!

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Barack Obama Yes GIF by The Democrats

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Payback,from Mosca seeds.and strawberry nuggets from mephisto

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